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          On a biased mountain
     I rage quit my job as a fund raiser
 (vivaciously, eagerly)
          and accused by that biased phytotoxicity,
               I made my first poem:

                    'Deranged Lawmaker'
                         And pa
                         tientl
                         y
                         waited
                         And
                         mad
                         e
                         my 
                         hom
                         e t
                         her
                         e