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          On a plump mountain
     I quit my job as a mill worker
          and supported by that plump foziness,
               I wrote my first (plump!) poem called:

                    'Preeminent Request'
                         And so
                         it was
                         And
                         nev
                         er 
                         wen
                         t h
                         ome