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          On a quiet mountain
     I rage quit my job as an executive secretary
 (forever)
          and accused by that quiet lugubriousness,
               I wrote my first poem, titled:

                    'Simplistic Palm Tree'
                         and
                         beamed
                         poorly
                         in the
                         dark
                         And
                         was
                         rea
                         dy