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          On a parasitic mountain
     I quit my job as a management consultant (analyst)
 (at night, jealously)
          and seen by that parasitic strictness,
               I made my first poem:

                    'Egocentric Effigy'
                         And
                         never
                         went
                         home
                         And
                         hel
                         d
                         my 
                         bre
                         ath
                         for
                         the
                         app
                         lau
                         se