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          On a bilaterally symmetrical mountain
     I was let go from my job as a proofreader and copy marker
 (ruefully)
          and chosen by that bilaterally symmetrical preparedness,
               I wrote my first poem, titled:

                    'Bashful Skyscraper'
                         And
                         was sa
                         tisfie
                         d
                         And
                         was
                         sat
                         isf
                         ied