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          On a crinkled mountain
     I quit my job as an obstetrician (md)
          and cradled by that crinkled velocity,
               I wrote my first (crinkled!) poem called:

                    'Immoral Skating Rink'
                         And
                         slept
                         there
                         And
                         was
                         rea
                         dy