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          On a darkling mountain
     I was let go from my job as a dentist (md)
 (obnoxiously)
          and buoyed by that darkling infelicity,
               I wrote my first poem, titled:

                    'Luxurious Stepbrother'
                         pushed
                         there 
                         foreve
                         r
                         And
                         so
                         it
                         was